As a kid I don't remember remember anyone saying "the Asshole." Asshole sounds so vulgar. Almost like it is meant to be an insult. "You stinkin' Ass." Stinking Ass brings out visions of Sweaty, greasy messy and unkempt. While the Arse is more of a state of mind. Where you can drink pints in the corner pub with the Bishop. No one would want to be seen with an Ass. The Ass has no redeeming traits.
So why has the Ass become more and more used? Who popularized the Ass?
Time to bring back some class and use Arse. No more Ass. Sadly we are in a midst of the Ass.
Alberta, Ohio, Florida, Alabama have no shortages of Ass. The Senator of Alabama seems to be carrying out the duties of Ass in grand fashion.
Alberta wants to be the Asshole of Canada. Complete with fitting a pipe right through the sphincter and the colon. They are looking good at being the Ass: the stinking Ass, the Asshole of Canada.
The amount of Ass stuff going on is damning.
So much Ass out there it is disheartening. Still we can have some hope because there is the noble Arsehole out there. Nora Loreto is one of those Arseholes who will combat the Assholes and we should be grateful. Another real Arsehole is Ron Perlman. I like him, he is tearing up Assholes and seems not bothered by a fallout of shit. Perlman is even comfortable rinsing out the Asshole, John Goodman. Not Mark Zuckerberg, but Rosanne Barr. Now that is one big Asshole. Speaking of Assholes, did you see Brent Kavanaugh? This guy has the stank of Faith Goldy.
One person right now who is a damn fine Arse is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Right about now you are deciding on a list of who is an Arse and who is the Ass. The Arse can be messy, yes that is true. The Ass meanwhile is just ugly, full and reeking with stank. The stench of Ass is overwhelming. It is causing hurt, pain, resentment, anger, and overall negativity. We can't keep facing the Ass. There are many many Asses to chose from. The stench is all over.
Now with the Arse we can actually breathe. We actually can see the joy in the Arse. The humour, the sting, the witty barb and even a bit of hair. The stench is not there and that is the best thing.
So embrace the Arse, squeeze the Arse, grab it and hold onto the Arse. We need the Arse. It beats dealing with the Ass.
Donald Trump is an asshole's asshole. He's the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say, "Now THERE'S an asshole."
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