Thunderbird House was in the news recently talking about its financial struggles. Its not a situation that is good for the Thunderbird House and of course Indian people in Winnipeg. Thunderbird House is a good place with good intentions. Unfortunately it just does not get the support to keep the doors open.
Thunderbird House is just beautiful in its design and in its purpose. Built and designed on Traditionals aspect of Native Spirituality by Architect Douglas Cardinal. The Building has the structure of a Sundance Lodge with each of the Directions incorporated into the House.
Thunderbird House is located on the corner of Main Street and Higgins Avenue in Winnipeg Manitoba. The area had been a very rough part of the City.
Six of the ten of the seedy hotel bars that existed on the Main Street
strip in the mid-’70s are now gone, but the old skid row problems are
still there, and more visible than ever. Decades of publicly-led urban
renewal acting as socioeconomic revanchism has not pushed the problems
of deeply entrenched poverty away; it has spread them around, across all
of Winnipeg’s sprawling downtown.
Thunderbird House is struggling that is for sure. The House recieves no operating monies and relies on proposal driven grant projects (which are few and far between). Rentals are its only stream of revenue to offset costs of operation - staffing, hydro, telephone, water, insurance, mortgage, internet, stock, maintenance.
Despite the heroic efforts of the Director and the Board to keep Thunderbird House doors open, its Crunch time. The operational director can only do so much. The Board just doesn't have the political clout to get an audience with the City or the Province. No one is coming to the Thunderbird Table and saying "let's make it work".
If I was advising the Board I would consider putting Thunderbird House up for sale. It is of course a two million dollar asset ($2,000,000). It has a mortage much less than the value. So either sell it or lose it I say.
Of course I am not an advisor to the Board of Thunderbird House. I am just a no one talking for nothing. I have about as much influence as you in saying "we should sell the Public Safety Building in Winnipeg". I mean its an eye sore and it may be crumbling, I don't know? In any case I have no right to say anything. I could say lets sell the Assiniboine Zoo or the Assiniboine Downs, but what the heck do I know or have to do with anything?
The Thunderbird House should be sold for One Dollar. Yes, One Dollar. Sold to an entity or groups that will keep it alive and keep it as a home for those that seek Native Spiritual and Ceremonial activity. There is no money in Spirituality (unless you are a Church, just kidding, but seriously) to be made. That is one of the limits of the Thuderbird House, it is not a money maker.
Just like anyone I have an opinion that is uninformed. I think a number of Reserves should get together and purchase the Thunderbird House. Develop some programs for the members who live in the City of Winnipeg. After all Winnipeg has the largest number of Indians residing there. The City really hasn't done anything to work with the Aboriginal population in Winnipeg.
So the Reserves can use that building to keep on working with strengthening the idenity and Spirituality of their people. It might be an idea to think about. Reserves like Peguis, Long Plain, Swan Lake, Cross Lake, Nelson House, Rosseau River, Sagkeeng, Little Black River, Rolling River, etc. Imagine what they could accomplish.
So if Thunderbird House is not for sale, let's get the City and Province to get in there and talk about how it can help it operate and serve the largest Aboriginal population in a Canadian city.
Ojibway Revelations: Indian Stuff. Not for phoney Indians with zero funny. Important, this could very well be the greatest blog on Indian stuff. Note may not please anal bleached perspectives. So read on Neechies, Blacks, P0C and White folk. Comments appreciated.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
1491's and Indian Comedy - Indian Talent.
http://1491s.com/
I first discovered these guys on youtube. They did a number of Represent videos and some comedy sketches.
There seems to be lots of them (videos and Indians). I went to check out their blog and of course like Indians, it was not working. JEEEEZZE just kiddin'. No but seriously, it looks like they did half fast type of website. Anyway the videos they do on youtube are pretty good. The Women they manage to get in taking part of their stuff are of course beautiful and talented (and not using talented like in "boy, she is talented, wink wink push push", but really talented in honest and true for sure). Don't know how they get these women to take part? These guys are dog ass funny looking. You know like those big dogs with no hair on their bums, you know the kind.
We need more stuff like these guys put out.
I saw young Indian women too on the youtube that are doing comedy. Really good stuff. The kind that makes you laugh. "Heyyukyuk", like that.
About
"The 1491s is a sketch comedy group, based in the wooded ghettos of Minnesota and buffalo grass of Oklahoma. They are a gaggle of Indians chock full of cynicism and splashed with a good dose of indigeneous satire. They coined the term All My Relations, and are still waiting for the royalties. They were at the Custer’s Last Stand. They mooned Chris Columbus when he landed. They invented bubble gum. The 1491s teach young women how to be strong. And… teach young men how to seduce these strong women"I first discovered these guys on youtube. They did a number of Represent videos and some comedy sketches.
There seems to be lots of them (videos and Indians). I went to check out their blog and of course like Indians, it was not working. JEEEEZZE just kiddin'. No but seriously, it looks like they did half fast type of website. Anyway the videos they do on youtube are pretty good. The Women they manage to get in taking part of their stuff are of course beautiful and talented (and not using talented like in "boy, she is talented, wink wink push push", but really talented in honest and true for sure). Don't know how they get these women to take part? These guys are dog ass funny looking. You know like those big dogs with no hair on their bums, you know the kind.
We need more stuff like these guys put out.
I saw young Indian women too on the youtube that are doing comedy. Really good stuff. The kind that makes you laugh. "Heyyukyuk", like that.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Is this a sign? A sign of Racism? Or of pride?
| Proud Soldier or Proud Racist? |
If you can't read the signage it states: "If you can read this in English, Thank a soldier.If you cannot read this in English, or will not speak English, get out of the country. I am Canadian and proud of it."
The little blue bumper sticker reads: "guns have two enemies - rust and politicians".
So a number of things came to mind when I was behind this truck this morning. First one, "holy shit, what a dirt bag". Second one, "Who is this guy?" My friend sitting in the truck beside me said "takes a lot of guts to put that out in the open.".
I think it takes a lot of hate to put it out there. So much hate that you don't think anyone else matters. This is racism if you didn't already know. What does it say about the French, the Hindu, the Spanish, the German, the Chinese, the Japanese, the Romanians, and of course the Indigenous folk?
| America; you got to love it. |
So you don't think this is racist?
Let's see. He assumes that everyone should be White, afterall isn't English a perdominately White spoken tongue? What does he think Canada is made up of, just for English speaking people? Sure English is the spoken 'trade' language but Chinese has the most speakers. There are even more people speaking Spanish as a first language then English. I wonder where this guy wants the Cree and Inuit speakers to go? I think there are something like 300 Indigenous languages in the U.S. and Canada. Where do they go if they have to get out?
The American sign is tamer than the Canadian one, surprisingly.
Thank a soldier definetly, but not for being a racist.
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Navigation of a New Sagkeeng.
Just a few of the issues facing our community: Housing, school, culture, leadership election, north south, greed, good , children, adults, old people, welfare, community, long term, hydro, erosion, banning, police, support funerals, citizenship, best practice, comunities round table, communication for community,business support, dependency on Band, language loss, religion, land use, individualism versus collective.
Aaniin Indinawemaagan
Greetings Relations,
Aaniin Indinawemaagan
Greetings Relations,
Fixing the
Sagkeeng Problem: February
18, 2015
What is the
problem with Sagkeeng? Is there one? Is it the Chief and Council? Is it the
people?
Elections
are coming up very soon and nominations are taking place this week. Exciting times I would think. Elections are
always exciting. Who is going to run and for what position? Who is going to
nominate who and who is supporting who? All kinds of talks go on when it is
election time. Everyone has an idea on who should be Chief and what should be
done in the community. I have some ideas and opinions just like everyone else.
I am taking the time to write them down and share with you. You may agree or
you may think I am full of Moo. That’s cool. I get that. The messenger is also
scrutinized as much as the message is; fair enough.
So
where to start?
The
easiest and best way to start with anything is to ask this question: “How will this benefit the community?” This
should be the first question every person in the Band should ask before
anything is decided.
Communication: Let’s start with what everyone
seems to see and talk about, our Chief and Council (whoever it is going to be)
and past practices. It is essential,
essential that Chief and Council communicate with the people. I don’t mean a
Band meeting to announce what they did or a news letter to be used as tool at
election time, but by talking to people. Letting them know what is going
on. How do they do that? Use the radio
station and tell people what is going on, Where the Reserve is financially;
Where the housing situation is at; what are plans of development and all that
goes on. Use regular news letters to talk about the C & C’s activities
(look at Peguis regular news good and bad). The social media is big now. Chief
and Council have the means to communicate with people that way. The Web site of
the Band is horrible. No way to contact anyone to give feedback. No way to
communicate with Council or Administration. Build a Web site that the Reserve
can be proud of. An excellent example of openness is Alderville First Nation
web site. http://www.aldervillefirstnation.ca/ The web site is a window to your
home community and our window is embarrassing. That is an easy fix to one of the biggest
concerns for the Reserve-communication.
Just tell people what is going on. No excuse for it, because there are
so many options and avenues for passing information to the people. You should
embrace the openness. It is an ally to the Chief and Council. One of the
biggest assets to a strong community is the communication with people. Dictator
countries filter communication. That is
not what being a community, a Native community should be about.
Leadership:
People are leery of who is in Council or who is in
administration/management for the Band. That’s just the nature of any
community. Who are our Leaders and managers?
That distrust is not helpful for the community. We have to believe our
Leaders and Managers are there for the best interest of the WHOLE community.
How do we gain back trust? First thing is to start with Administration. Make
our workers accountable. Do regular assessments of their performance on the
job. Do they arrive on time? Leave early? Miss any days for work? Do they
adhere to confidentiality? Are they doing a good job? Do they return calls and
inquiries in an appropriate time? Are they demonstrating good work citizenship
behavior, do they have good work habits? Its starts at the main manager and all
the way along the job trail of what should be good job behavior. They must know
that all funds transferred to the Band are on the behalf of ALL the people so in that sense they work for the people. The people all should be respectful and
understand the role they have as well. So really it is about doing the work and
doing it well. Need to ensure that it is being done. If someone is not
performing then time to let someone else do the job, simple.
The
Chief and Council must know and conduct themselves as our Leaders and NOT
managers. Don’t spend your time administering money to people. That is your managers’ duties. Let them do
that job. Chiefs-Councils have to know what Leadership is. I am sure that many
do not know or have an idea of what that entails. I bet many wonder what they
should do on a day to day basis. “Should I go into office today?” “What should
I do there today?” Leaders have be looked at as leaders and not “fixers”. You
are not there to fix the door of every band member. Nor are you there to give
pamper money to someone who spent their money!
Ask yourself, if I come and ask you for $50 for gas money to get to
Brandon hockey tournament, “how is that going to benefit the Reserve?” If it is not a benefit for the Reserve, don’t
give it out! That money is on Behalf of the Whole community and not as your
personal fixer fund. Leaders have to have the will to say NO! To all these
requests for financial aid/gifts/loans. Simple!
If you are having a hard time to say no, let people know what is going
on. Every individual that approaches you for help from Band funds should be
aware that is part of the public’s right to know. You let people know that I am
at the Band office asking for money. Maybe it will curb my appetite for getting
money from the Band. But if you want to lend or give me money from you OWN
wallet, well that’s your decision. Money from the Band is on behalf of all
members – On and Off Reserve. So go back to the communication fix and let
people know. In Traditional Native Affairs, the affairs of the community are
done in the open, not in secret like a church confessional.
Oath
to Office: Our Reserve lacks the protocols of Leadership
acknowledgment. We have no public record
of our Chief and Council. We have no Oath from them that they will, in the eyes
of Creator perform their duties as best as they can, with a good heart for the
People. We need to have Ceremony of acknowledgment when a New Leadership is
chosen. Why is this not a community event?
I would like to see the Leaders announce to everyone there that they are
going to do the best for the people.
Like in an Ogichidaa initiation ceremony, you announce to the Creator,
in front of witnesses that you are going to do right for the people. A simple thing
but the meaning is significant. Maybe if this was done more, people would start
treating and recognizing our Leaders as Leaders and not fixers to their wants.
The
role of the Community/People: The People in our
community have a duty. A duty to their families and to our Home. That is to
behave in a fashion that benefits the whole community. Because if the whole
community is doing well, then our individual families are doing well. Simple as
that. However, we have become less of a community and more of a group of
individual pockets. All these pockets wanted only what is best for them. So with
competing interests that doesn’t help the whole community. When you and I go
and badger the Chief and Council for a house, for money, for repairs, how does
that benefit the whole community? It
surely does not. But everyone has been
getting free stuff so I should as well. That is not a mindset of community
needs but thinking of myself only. That must stop. How to stop it? Simple, no
more free stuff. No more social housing/free house. No more money gifts, or
loans from Band. No more by-passing the finance manager to go to a Councilor
for money. People have lost their sense of identity. They have become less than
the community and more about me, me, me. That is one of the biggest problems on
Reserve.
“Oh,
you don’t live on Reserve, so you don’t know.”
Where should people live? There are no houses, no jobs. So they have no
choice but to look outside of the Reserve. Does that make them less of a Band
member? Of course not. That is selfish
thinking and mindset that there is a divide between off and on Reserve. That
was one of the policies of government and we are using it on our own people
now. Or worse yet the divide of North and South. It is the drive of selfishness that continues
that debate of north and south. For what purpose? It is for personal gain,
plain and simple. People say but the north side gets nothing. Perhaps there is
truth to that complaint. So as a community, a whole community we should fix it.
First make a community land use policy. As it is now, there is no open Band
land in the Reserve, everyone has a claim on the open parcels. So bad in some
cases where a road had a toll to use it? Not sure if that was true but you hear
the stories. If there is open land for new development, maybe it would happen.
People
have to stop saying “I never get anything from the Band.” Do you see how ugly that is? Are we as a
community so used to getting hand outs that it is now our battle cry? “I don’t
get nothing from the Band.” Do your kids
go to school? Get on a school bus? Does any of your
siblings/parents/children/grandchildren live in a Band house? Do you have
running water? Do you have garbage pickup? All of these things are from the
Band. And the Band is all of the people. So when the Band does these things, it
is for All the Band, not just me or you. So that is the thing we need to stop.
That attitude of wanting to get stuff from the Band. Do you know how much
pressure we put on our Leader, our managers with our constant demands? How
would you feel? If every single time you met one of the community members and
they asked you for something? Awful
right? Well that is the role of the community.
To start acting like a community and to treat Leaders as Leaders. Ask yourself,
‘what do I want from a leader?’ Do I
want at leader to give me stuff? To give stuff to others? Or do you want a
leader to fight for your Rights as a Band member and a member of Treaty?
The
Role of the community member is as and even more important than the Leader.
Your Leader takes direction from you. If you want a leader that is going to be
a fixer of minor financial woes, than that is what you will get. You want a
leader that is going to be a leader and act on behave of the whole community, well
you have to back them like that.
Housing,
Education, employment, economy, fire department, policing, child family,
social, religion, Elderly, Land use, Shoreline, public works:
The
areas of concern are many. Lot of areas
for the community and the Chief and Council to address. It all starts with
communication. Open the lines. Board appointments. Housing lists and repair
lists. Get rid of free housing. People complain about mold in their house.
Elders should be the exception for repairs. But most people should have
responsibility of maintaining their homes. They call them “Band houses” and
expect the band to look after that home for ever. None of the responsibility
but having all the privilege of ownership. How does that benefit whole
community? If people are not willing to look after a “Band house” then they
should know that Band will give it to someone who will appreciate it and
maintain it. Simple.
Start
to ask for Elder input on the use of Land. Who had what, where and when. Get
rid of all trivial land claims by greedy individuals. The Band belongs to all.
If you want to own land go and purchase some out of the community. Simple. But
don’t expect the Band to supply you with unlimited amount of Land. Where in the
heck are the Children and Grandchildren, Great-Grandchild going to build? The
people have to look at and understand the Intent of what the Old people wanted
for the community. It was not about the individual. That is the greatest threat
to Sagkeeng. Becoming an place of individuals as oppose to a community. Ask yourself when did it change and how come
it changed?
I
will not address all the issues now, but you see the intent behind this letter.
It is to start discussion, to open dialog, and maybe get beyond the crisis of
community splitting (figuratively and literally). Look at what used to work and
what could work for the best interest of Sagkeeng.
http://rightojibwe.blogspot.ca/
Hey! Sagkeeng
Candidates and Sagkeeng Voters:
Consider this when you are at the polls. And please share.
The Issues:
1.
Housing – Sagkeeng needs to do a true account of
the housing situation and needs of the people, both on and off the Reserve. Do
a survey of how many home owners are there, how many share in the house, how
fit is the house, how old is the house, how was the house gotten, has the house
been repaired, etc., how many houses are needed in the community. How many
people outside of the Reserve are renters, how many people own a house? It might be an idea to ask people if they
would be interested in home ownership through purchase. Consider ending free
housing. Have contracts for home owners to keep care of their home. Ask for
ideas on the housing situation.
2.
Economic Development – Sagkeeng needs to network
with the communities in the East Side of Lake Winnipeg. Meet ad hoc to start
off with various people from each community to brain storm about business
development in the area. How to increase traffic for business in each
community. Look at the potential of traffic from Island Lake areas and the all
weather road. What kind of industry can work in the area? Etc. It may be a good
idea to start supporting more local entities and get rid of jealousy factor. When the local gun store was targeted by the
police and the courts, what action could or should have been taken by the Band
to assist in the business?
3.
Funerals – Funerals are a big cost and getting
bigger to the Band. Everyone has the right to choose their own Funeral Director
and place of business. However, the Band should support local. If people want
to choose someone outside of the Band, than that is their prerogative, but not
a Right for the Band to pay for that choice. The Band should limit its support
to local providers.
4.
Schools – The education system is in need of a
review. Language and identity should be paramount in the schools. Discipline
and strict adherence to respect; of school mates, teachers, property and rules.
No more of sitting in the hallways and showing no regard for the school.
Parents to be held accountable for the actions of their children. Make them
sign contracts of conduct. Have more Cultural events and content in schools.
The Harvest Week should be attended by more than the school children but by the
community as well. Teachers to be treated with respect and they also conduct
themselves in a professional manner-both in the way they present themselves and
the way they teach. No free time in gym, shops etc. More Parent information and
presentations. Start an active Teacher parent group.
5.
Information – This is vital to the community. No
more secrets. Let everyone know about the activities of the Band. Is there a
Band list for services? Have it posted. Have people been asking for loans and
receiving them? Post it. Going for conference? Have whoever goes; make a
presentation on what took place, the networking and how it will benefit the
Band. Open up the communication. Let the community know of the abusers of the
Band office, staff and leadership.
6.
Jobs – Have a review of performance. Start with
a management round table of all the heads of various departments. See what their
activities are, what they expect the year to be and where they see the
department in the next few years. Measure performance. How many clients/customers/patients seen in
the last period (yearly, quarterly, monthly)? How has been their attendance?
How is their attitude to the job? What is their conduct? Have the CEO be the
eyes, ears, voice of the Band office.
7.
Band endeavors – What are the current projects
of the Band? What are the benefits/costs and implications? What are outstanding
issues/projects/lawsuits?
8.
Band Councilors/Chiefs – Do they have the skills
to do the job? Do they know what the job is about? Are they there for a
paycheck? Do they share information? Do they have adequate knowledge level,
skill level to be a representative of all the people of Sagkeeng?
9.
Policing – Is there adequate policing for the
community? Who over sees their conduct and performance? How can it be better?
10.
Fire Department – Who is the oversight? What are
the performance measures of doing a good job? How many recruits have been made?
What is the daily routine of the fire department? What is the maintenance
schedule for the trucks? How can we do better?
11.
Land – what is the current land use plan of
Sagkeeng and its Traditional area?
12.
Hydro – new ideas or status quo?
13.
Traditional activities – Hunting fishing? What is the current situation? Is there a
need for future planning and conservation initiatives?
14.
Infrastructure – Schools, Buildings, Roads,
water pipes, sewage system etc. What is the current situation? What are the
plans for up keep and maintenance.
15.
Emergency – Who does the planning and what are
the plans and for what type of emergencies?
16.
Recreation – What are the plans for recreation?
Who is the main driving force behind kids activities? The Parents, the School,
the Band? How can the community support the kids?
17.
Older Population – Who supports the Elderly
beside the Care Home? What is the situation and what else needs to be done?
18.
Gaming -
need an open account of activities, expenditures and revenues and what is
supported with monies from gaming.
19.
Health Centre – Needs to move secondary services
from new building to old building and put primary services like the doctor
offices/dental/nursing into the new building. Put support services in the older
complex. Wasn’t that purpose of health
center anyway?
20.
Respect and Kindness – It should be our go to
place when dealing with each other - Our first position, our default spot if
you will. Sure everyone gets angry and that is normal. But we should start dialog
with kindness first. Have healthy discussion rather than heated uncontrolled
anger. The nomination meeting was an example of anger displaced. The anger was
at the situation but was directed at an individual. Is that how we want our
community to go forward?
Everyone has ideas; there should be a
productive respectful and open way to convey those ideas. Emotions are hard to
control and we are very emotionally invested because it is about our community,
which means our lives and the lives of our relatives. So it is understandable
to be upset at the situation and sometimes the players in the situation. Still
it is our people. We can be a very strong and good place if we just start with
that outlook. Nothing wrong in disagreement.
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Penis Size... Oh what a way to attract an Audience.
Listening to CBC radio and one of the things that researchers have discovered is that the Penis is a subject that everyone is interested in. Well the size I guess is what got 15000 men to let their penis be felt measured both soft and erect. But the thing I am interested in is the amount of traffic that labeling your post with the word penis is sure to attract. The radio jock said that one of the most looked at topics was the penis. So I thought hey?!? (Lightbulb going off in my head, and not those soft light kinds either, like the new compact fluorescent lightbulbs, but like the old incandescent lightbulbs with sheer brightness)
I have been posting stuff for about 5 years and the amount of traffic volume is just not there. I need validation, God Dammit!!! If exposing a penis or two will let me recieve validation, well let's expose the penis in all its wonderful glory. Come see the penis and all that it has to offer good readers.
I believe that I do have something to say, whether or not it means anything or nothing. I just like to talk; to express myself; to share my demons; my angels and my words. Call me big mouthed (but I really shouldn't bring the mouth subject into this post because of context and content; it might be taken out of context or it may be taken literally) but I do like to share my opinion.
Everyone likes a good penis story and this one has been going around the Reserve for some years now. Its told to me by the Morrisseau boys about one of their relatives, Clarence I believe. It does have to do wth the size issue (the penis size survey) in the news recently. You know the study on penis size? The average penis is about 5 and a quarter inches (lot of collective whews and rubbing sweat of the foreheads out there). I know I told this story before but it belongs in the Penis post so...
Clarence was having a party, drinking beer with his buddies in the little kitchen of an apartment. Friends sitting around boozing it up with Clarence the host and the king of the castle. Clarence, He was the man! So he says to his wife, "Get me a beer before I give you the nine!". Clarence's wife glances back at him and she retorts, "that's not nine, I've had nine before and that's not nine".
Clarence had a fight with his wife.
I put this joke out there on this Indian forum and the Women on that forum pretended they didn't know what the reference was to. Come On!, everyone knows the Nine and what it refers to.
The penis envy will always be there unless it becomes more of an open thing. Television is shy to show penis on tv, but full frontal nudity for Women is becoming the norm. Just watch any cable show and you can get all the viewing you want. I think if you want to see a hint of a penis on tv, you might get a glimps of two on those cable shows or you can watch a movie with that guy from "How I met your Mother", he likes to whip out his penis.
I think the penis is relative to the body size of Women. I mean that Women are seen to be attractive if they have a certain body size, you know, like all those tall skinny models. So men have to have a large penis in order to be attractive. Crazy I know.
Why can't you be judged of performance and not size? Why bother to have a giant magnificant penis if you have no staying power? Anyway, I asked my friend if he was still trying to be sexual active at his age. I said you drink all the time, you take lots of pills, you smoke like crazy, your don't do no exercise, I mean how can you even think of doing anything?"
He kind of got mad at me.
The penis the start of many a fight.
If you go the our Rez you may hear a phrase or two with the word or words; enaugh or enuck, kinaugh or keenuck, wiinaugh or weenuck. That is someone saying "penis, your penis or your (collective) penis. It is used as a comment of surprise, disbelief, or slang like 'get out of town'. If you are telling a story someone might answer with "ah eenuck"; meaning that they are either laughing at the story, not believing your or saying your full of shit.
Thing is penis is never far away from the mouths of people.
I have been posting stuff for about 5 years and the amount of traffic volume is just not there. I need validation, God Dammit!!! If exposing a penis or two will let me recieve validation, well let's expose the penis in all its wonderful glory. Come see the penis and all that it has to offer good readers.
I believe that I do have something to say, whether or not it means anything or nothing. I just like to talk; to express myself; to share my demons; my angels and my words. Call me big mouthed (but I really shouldn't bring the mouth subject into this post because of context and content; it might be taken out of context or it may be taken literally) but I do like to share my opinion.
Everyone likes a good penis story and this one has been going around the Reserve for some years now. Its told to me by the Morrisseau boys about one of their relatives, Clarence I believe. It does have to do wth the size issue (the penis size survey) in the news recently. You know the study on penis size? The average penis is about 5 and a quarter inches (lot of collective whews and rubbing sweat of the foreheads out there). I know I told this story before but it belongs in the Penis post so...
Clarence was having a party, drinking beer with his buddies in the little kitchen of an apartment. Friends sitting around boozing it up with Clarence the host and the king of the castle. Clarence, He was the man! So he says to his wife, "Get me a beer before I give you the nine!". Clarence's wife glances back at him and she retorts, "that's not nine, I've had nine before and that's not nine".
Clarence had a fight with his wife.
I put this joke out there on this Indian forum and the Women on that forum pretended they didn't know what the reference was to. Come On!, everyone knows the Nine and what it refers to.
The penis envy will always be there unless it becomes more of an open thing. Television is shy to show penis on tv, but full frontal nudity for Women is becoming the norm. Just watch any cable show and you can get all the viewing you want. I think if you want to see a hint of a penis on tv, you might get a glimps of two on those cable shows or you can watch a movie with that guy from "How I met your Mother", he likes to whip out his penis.
I think the penis is relative to the body size of Women. I mean that Women are seen to be attractive if they have a certain body size, you know, like all those tall skinny models. So men have to have a large penis in order to be attractive. Crazy I know.
Why can't you be judged of performance and not size? Why bother to have a giant magnificant penis if you have no staying power? Anyway, I asked my friend if he was still trying to be sexual active at his age. I said you drink all the time, you take lots of pills, you smoke like crazy, your don't do no exercise, I mean how can you even think of doing anything?"
He kind of got mad at me.
The penis the start of many a fight.
If you go the our Rez you may hear a phrase or two with the word or words; enaugh or enuck, kinaugh or keenuck, wiinaugh or weenuck. That is someone saying "penis, your penis or your (collective) penis. It is used as a comment of surprise, disbelief, or slang like 'get out of town'. If you are telling a story someone might answer with "ah eenuck"; meaning that they are either laughing at the story, not believing your or saying your full of shit.
Thing is penis is never far away from the mouths of people.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Driving Your Car To Heaven Or Are You Walking?
Hey, are you driving your car to Heaven?
I think you are. I think you are on that highway just cruising, listening to tunes, with the window open, the sun shinning, you with your Ray Bans, a cigarette in your mouth, a babe or hunk beside you, and the road is smooth like glass, your gas tank is full.
But you don't want to go to heaven? You don't believe in Heaven. Then why are you headed that way? You are an Athiest? Don't believe in Heaven? Well where in the heck are you driving too? Oh, I see you are a Tradionalist and you think Heaven is a white thing? Okay, I get that. Still you are on that highway now, aren't you? A Muslim? Holy Heck and your driving straight to Heaven. Sheesh. Lot of people on the Road to Heaven. All in differen cars too? I see some of them are walking, biking and jogging to get to Heaven.
"... Lord my body has been a good friend, but I won't need it when I reach the end..."
It doesn't matter what you drive or where you think you are going, you are all on the same road. Sure some of you drive first class and some have to push a cart with no wheels, but you are going to the same place.
That place whether you call it Heaven, or the grave, is where we are all going. Just that we are in different vehicles and different roads, but make no mistake you and I are going to get there. That place where we all are going or where want to end up is called the "Good Life".
We all want it and use different fuel to get there. Some use the Christian Bible as fuel. With all that goes with it. Some use the Sundance or the Sweat Lodge or the Sacred Mountains or some people just believe in the social customs. That is their car. They use the norms as fuel to get to where they are going. They don't call it Heaven, they call it Retirement and Legacy.
In any case, drive safe, walk sure and keep your eye on the highway, Lot of crashes out there. Just look at the Jails, now that is hitting the ditch and doing a 180 on the highway to Heaven.
I like to think we are all going to the same place with our own vehicle. But you know how it is, Some people just don't know how to drive.
I think you are. I think you are on that highway just cruising, listening to tunes, with the window open, the sun shinning, you with your Ray Bans, a cigarette in your mouth, a babe or hunk beside you, and the road is smooth like glass, your gas tank is full.
But you don't want to go to heaven? You don't believe in Heaven. Then why are you headed that way? You are an Athiest? Don't believe in Heaven? Well where in the heck are you driving too? Oh, I see you are a Tradionalist and you think Heaven is a white thing? Okay, I get that. Still you are on that highway now, aren't you? A Muslim? Holy Heck and your driving straight to Heaven. Sheesh. Lot of people on the Road to Heaven. All in differen cars too? I see some of them are walking, biking and jogging to get to Heaven.
"... Lord my body has been a good friend, but I won't need it when I reach the end..."
It doesn't matter what you drive or where you think you are going, you are all on the same road. Sure some of you drive first class and some have to push a cart with no wheels, but you are going to the same place.
That place whether you call it Heaven, or the grave, is where we are all going. Just that we are in different vehicles and different roads, but make no mistake you and I are going to get there. That place where we all are going or where want to end up is called the "Good Life".
We all want it and use different fuel to get there. Some use the Christian Bible as fuel. With all that goes with it. Some use the Sundance or the Sweat Lodge or the Sacred Mountains or some people just believe in the social customs. That is their car. They use the norms as fuel to get to where they are going. They don't call it Heaven, they call it Retirement and Legacy.
In any case, drive safe, walk sure and keep your eye on the highway, Lot of crashes out there. Just look at the Jails, now that is hitting the ditch and doing a 180 on the highway to Heaven.
I like to think we are all going to the same place with our own vehicle. But you know how it is, Some people just don't know how to drive.
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